I grew up loving the weird stuff…

Madballs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nickelodeon - anything with personality, texture, and a bit of gross-out charm. Slice Freaks are my way of tapping back into that energy.

And Slice Freaks are a way for me to unwind - quick, weird sketches that let me play, experiment, and not take myself too seriously. Every new Freak is just a fun challenge to see how much attitude I can cram inside one of the best shapes on earth: a slice of pizza.

Slice Freaks Series 1: Classics
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Meet the Slice Freaks!

Series 1: Classics

Tony Peeperoni

Tony Peeperoni is the unofficial party dude of the Slice Freaks - a cycloptic wisecracker who takes nothing seriously and shows more eye-popping enthusiasm with his single giant peeper than most slices manage with two.

Loud, melty, and permanently unbothered, Tony’s always pulling pranks and trying to convince Vinnie that standing at the Street Fighter II arcade machine for hours is just as tough as leg day at the gym. He may not have discipline, dignity, or depth perception - but when things start to spiral, Tony’s laughing maniacally… and already hitting start on another round.

Vinnie the Veg

Vinnie the Veg is the stabilizing force of the Slice Freaks - a thick-cut Sicilian slab built like a brick oven and always ready to spot a fellow slice when things get heavy. Calm and quietly imposing, Vinnie believes you can get all the power you need from a little patience and a lot of plant protein.

Don’t let the burnt-edge flat-top fool you. Vinnie’s style is letting his physique quietly prove that cheese isn’t the only thing that can be shredded. While Gina and Pascarelli bicker about toppings and Tony treats life like one giant pizza party, Vinnie stays slow and steady, never complaining about the extra weight on his shoulders.

Gina Suprema-Donna

Gina Suprema-Donna is the undisputed diva of “deluxe is delicious.” Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, green peppers - to her, extra is essential. Right down to her black olive beauty marks… that one on her neck, though, do you think it’s changing color? Yeah, she should get that checked out.

Basic bores her, ordinary offends her, and she’s convinced that confidence, like flavor, should be piled on until the box can barely shut. Debating with plain-cheese purists like Not Just Picky Pascarelli is beneath her. While he runs his mouth about restraint, she’ll be strutting her supremacy - proving that the only thing worse than bad taste… is no taste.

Not Just Picky Pascarelli

Not Just Picky Pascarelli is the self-appointed ambassador of “pizza purity,” a smug slice who loves to sneer, “When you’re as good as me, you don’t need toppings.” He’s not picky because he’s difficult; he’s picky because he’s a purist - the Dieter Rams (Look him up!) of pizza - convinced that spotless simplicity beats any gooey, overloaded chaos the other Freaks call “style.”

Nothing fires him up more than his rivalry with fellow Slice Freak, Gina Suprema-Donna: Her maximalist mountain-of-toppings mentality makes his cheese curdle, and any space they share instantly melts into a showdown of restraint versus overload, crust versus chaos, purity versus pizzazz - with plenty of greasy side-eye to go around.